Taowulf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Crossing Redux]

Oui oui yes this is great oui oui good job oui oui

Once again, great voice acting and nice graphics despite it's simplicity. But hey, it's Egoraptor. After watching his many other animations, that part's overlooked easily because the humor in his parodies have always been enough to make viewers give him high ratings. It's another short animation of course but still good. I must admit though that this isn't the raptor's best work. Awesome Gaiden still pwns.

[The Sicksons]

That was so wrong in so many ways....

It's fairly short and not very animated (other than the mouth movements). Also it's best to listen to this in stereo to getbetter sound quality. I wasn't that entertained until Lisa was in the scene....What the heck did you do to her!? She scared the sh*t outta me LOL. Anyway, It was okay for a good short laugh and it wasn't bad for parody.

[Samson the Foolish]

Nice Job.

The story of Samson is my favorite biblical story and I like how you placed modern twists into your version. I love the art style and the voice acting (Australian voices rock!). The animation was really good regardless of the fact that you recycled a scene with the same chick in a different color. Your choice of music was also spot on. The only thing that I think that you've lacked in this is humor. Even though the story of Samson isn't humorous at all, you tried to take it in that direction and I admit that there were a couple of funny moments but all in all you didn't completely follow through with it. But it was entertaining and it was great story telling on your part.

[Taco-Man Game Master 1]

Very Retro

It's like a combination between that old Captain N cartoon and the Simpsons. Only it stars a taco man...which drew me to click the link to watch this, LOL. I loved the animation. It was definitely a televison quality flash animation. The sound and voice acting were top notch and great use of making knock off's of famous video game characters. It was nice to see Killer Instinct Gold for the N64 again. Lay off Fulgore though. He was awesome, LOL. On a serious note though, It was enjoyable, hilarious, and entertaining.

[~Birth~]

That's just so wrong...

The only redeeming quality is the art style. Other than that, no real story behind it, it's very brief, disturbing and disgusting, and well...that's basically it. Me no likey. This basically appeals to people who love sick humor and that's probably where most of your 7 through 10 ratings are coming from.

[Baman Piderman]

Uuuuummmmm.......okay?

The animation was really good, I like the shakiness. It sorta reminds me of a high resolution version of one of the early "Home Movies" episodes....but with a little more detailed character design, even though the art style itself isn't so great, but then again I know that you've did that on purpose to add to the comedic effect so nevermind. The sound quality was pretty great too. I really like the idea or two retarded super heroes becoming friends and the randomness would've been forgiven if it were a lot longer. I give you an 8 for a nice solo project though. Great job

[What All OldPeople Can Do]

Totally unexpected and yet predictable.

It starts off boring but in the back of your mind, you are definitely anticipating something that's totally gonna be off the wall and I was right, lol. The ending was the most ironic and humorous part of the whole flash. The graphics and animation are what people expect of an average web toon but it is by far one of the most memorable ones you'll see. Great Job,

DonkeysBazooka responds:

nice. memorable, unpredictable. good accomplishments in a flash.

[Awesome Gaiden]

LOL the raptor at his best!

Vintage Egoraptor in an updated phase. Short like many of his animations but by far the best animation yet. The art is a step up from the other Awesomes and the voice acting is portrayed to such an insane emotionally unstable level that it's hard not to laugh. The use of different background dynamics contributed to that intensity as well and were well placed. The ending also gave an important moral of the whole animation. The Ninja Gaiden strategy guide is useless, lol.

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 3]

Wow....Better than the first and second.

...What is up with the scary puppet Tails though!? Seriously! The first three were laugh out loud funny. If they were to remake Sonic Underground, I'd want it to be just like that first short. Like I've said before, the different styles leave a nice level of entertainment while viewing this. It gets kinda boring at the halfway point but then ends with the great humor it starts off with.....and creepy puppet Tails...okay, I'm done. Great job guys!

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 2]

The first one was better.

But this one is still great. Collabs are always entertaining. Different styles, plus humor equals fun! Now to watch the third one. My pics though. The Sonic Says at the end and Robotnik getting funky, lol.