Taowulf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

OH MY GOD! IT HURTS SO BAD TO LAUGH ANYMORE!!

I'm a fan of the first one so when I noticed #2 on the front page, I went ahead and favorited it before I even looked at it because I knew that it was gonna be good and in the end, it turned out even better! The title of this should be changed from Metal Gear Awesome 2 to Metal Gear 2 Awesome because, well, it was too awesome! Egoraptor fans know the type of animation to expect and by far this is the best of the Awesomes! It's also the longest which is a good thing! It's a completely humorous and crass roller coaster ride through the many frustrating and WTF moments of Metal Gear Solid that never stops bringing the smiles. This flash alone will definitely boost the ego of the Egoraptor! Now if you'll all excuse me. I'm gonna watch it again

[Apollo Justice - AMU]

That was well done.

The lipsynching and character movements were flawless once again and the multiple clips of sheer random soundbites are humorous. I must admit though that the last Apollo Justice Sprite was way better. Not downing this one, it was great I just really love the previous one.

[Mega Man: Fowl Play]

OMG I couldn't stop laughing!

The Tiny Toons intro was a nice throwback and the animation, was really...animated. I mean, seriously, every body part had it's own motion to it. That was wicked cool. I also love the humor. It kinda reminded me of that one Megaman X game I have that's a 3D side scroller. I die many times from falling and that's pretty much what happened here, lmao. I'm very pleased with this one, I hope to see others. And does anyone else think that Vile looks just like Boba Fett?

[Avatar Boredom Dub 8]

That's just wrong, lol.

The voices were hilarious and the lipsynching was accurate to a scary level. By the way, is this the episode where Zuko joins the group? Because if it is, I didn't know it had already been aired. Now I feel left out.

[goew: the curse]

Wow. Glitchy is right.

LOL I think I sick! You damn right! I just couldn't help but laugh at the little dumb quotes you put in there like "I sick" and then "If you don't think about it it will go away". This made absolutely no sense and I believe that's definitely what you were aiming for. Speaking of glitchy, I'm wearing headphones and the sound only came from one side...you definitely messed with the sound big time...Honestly the only problem I had with this was...the fact that nothing really happens. It's like a cartoon for lazy people tripping after an overdose on prescription medication. It wasn't bad though.

[Hamster Lovin']

That was too cute!

It was like watching a Tom and Jerry Cartoon but instead Jerry has a boner for Tom. The animation was good and the style was, well, average cartoony, but everything in between came together to become a nice enjoyable flash. For the record, next time that cat should just get a restraining order.

NeptuneCircle responds:

"It was like watching a Tom and Jerry Cartoon but instead Jerry has a boner for Tom."

If I submit this cartoon to film festivals, that's going to be the tagline.

[Dream star fight!]

Wow! That was cool!

The animation was T.V. quality and the art was amazingly sharp and top notch. It was like watching a digitally remastered anime opening from the 1970s. Quality like that is hard to match. The only problem I had with this animation is that the music was highly annoying and I had no idea what or who Darth Vader was fighting. Other than that, Wonderful job!

[Albi, the racist dragon]

Well...um...what...was that about again?

I'm pretty sure that there was a lot more story before this seeing as how the narrator said Part 6...so what happened to part 1-5? I wish that you would've included the entire song for this one. Or better yet, even turn it into a series. I thought it was going to be hilarious and I bet it would've been. but instead you make a flash about the last part of the song. That's what really disappointed me. The animation wasn't too bad but the kid's mouth didn't even move when he talked...he just kinda bounced around a bit. Plus the song said he was burned but the poor kid looked like he was mauled instead. The art wasn't awful but there's definitely room for improvement and the extras are an okay addition. But I still didn't really like it because it just could've been way better than it was.

Gnydsmelt responds:

There is no part 1-5, the song goes like that.

[Bambee]

Wat to go man! Bravo!

I couldn't stop laughing after the fisrt scene. It was way too hilarious. It was so hilarious, I had to see the entire flash a second time because I was laughing too hard to pay attention the first time around. Thumper was definitely the only character that closely resembled the Disney version but that's no biggy. The different art style you chose definitely added on to the humor of this animation. LOL now I have a reason not to be sad everytime I see the Bambi movie. Please tackle The Fox and the Hound. That one made me sad too, lol!

[Valentines Day :)]

LOL short but long enough to get the punchline!

For those who don't get it, I have four theories. He's either an obsessed ex-lover, a stalker, or a completely retarded stranger with a crush on the chick...or all the above. Anyway, the animation and graphics wasn't anything special and it was pretty short but it's funny and that's good enough for me. I wish, however that you had a replay option on this animation that way I wouldn't have to exit out just to look at it again.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i considered putting a replay button but i made this thing in like no time just for the hell of it and i wasnt really expecting it to get frontpaged or anything.
so now i'm kinda stuck with it.
oh well