Taowulf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

Why the hell wasn't this on t.v.!!!?

Oh my God! It's scary to think that Tom Cruise really is that looney, lol! Anyway, the animation was very fluid and cartoony and the song was catchy! This flash is also pretty informative because number one, I didn't really understand the whole scientology story and two You get to see which celnbrities believe in it...I can't believe I had a crush on Kirstie Alley. Anyway, if you hate scientology and you want a good laugh, I command you all to watch this before Xenu opens a can! LOL

LULZunlimited responds:

This couldn't be on TV. Mr Cruise even stopped the South Park vs Scientology episode going on TV.... for a while, anyway.

[Valhalla Knights 2]

Much better than the first one.

The first one was great but this one definitely trumped it. The story is quite gripping, even though I still don't know what's going on. The art style was a great imporvement over the first episode and the animation was done really well. The voice acting was okay but the sound was a bit fuzzy and there were a few times in the flash where the animation skipped a little. All in all, you have improved dramatically. Keep up the good work.

[Wii Are Sold Out]

LOL I can relate

I've found a Wii after months of searching and now I work at Wal-Mart and I get asked at least 5 times a day about Wiis being in stock. Oh right, my review! Very funny reaction to the question, the animation was simple at times but also awesome at times too. Sound was perfect until the retailer went all loopy...that just scared me. The lipsynching was perfect...too perfect...the guy was talking too fast and you were able t animate that perfectly, and like I said before, funny, funny, funny!

[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]

I'm back for round 3.

I will say this once again. Did you make this just to cheese off Smash Bros. fans because it sure feels like it. I see no true effort into making this at all. Bad graphics, terrible sound, and no plot or story. This is nothing but a random compilation of akwardly sadistic clips thrown together in a boiling pot of debauchery. I've seen some of your other animations and I know that you can do better than this. If you're gonna make fun of Smash Brothers, please do it in a way that doesn't give you a bad scores next time.

[Turbo Slurpee Warriors]

I liked it.

It does kinda sellout to 7'eleven too much, and there's a couple of hilarious stereotypes in it. Also, I didn't see why this was rated Teen for mild audio until the end...which was totally unexpected, lol. The animation wasn't anything past generic but the repetitive selling out in the animation became a little annoying after the 4th time. In the end the plot was unique compared to all the other animations I've seen on Newgrounds.

[SSBM: The Knee]

Yep, that be true.

A few other Melee characters has a devastating hit like that too. If you do the same thing with Zelda, she delivers an aerial kick that creates a spark on her foot and when performed just right, the opponent goes flying! Gannondorf is pretty much a clone of Captain Falcon so he can do the knee thing too just not with as much power.

[So... Brawl was delayed..]

Yep. The feeling's mutual!

A small animation with a big message. "Quit delaying games! If you don't think that it might be finished be a certain time, don't make a due date unless you're absolutely sure!" Oh well, I heard that Lucario's gonna be in SSBB so I forgive them.

[Star Falco]

LOL that was great!

It was great how yo highlighted the fact that Falco is the coolest member of the Star Fox team and How annoying Peppy and Slippy are. LOL it was really funny too. the animation was kinda slow but it's a minor issue. Also, nice inclusion of an alternate version of the old SNES Corneria stage music in the battle. That brought back memories. I'm not gonna ruin the experience for anyone by complementing you on the funny parts of this flash. All I have to say is check it out and enjoy people!

[Rambo2: First Slug]

Clever...clever in deed.

Mixing Rambo with Metal Slug sound effects. That's kinda funny and makes a lot of sense. It's still kinda cheating though. I mean, people put their own creations on this site, not video mash ups from movies and soundbites. Although, if it were animated, it would make less sense. In either case, good for a laugh for people who played metal slug, but everyone else won't get it.

MindChamber responds:

I think Ive done enough hardcore art, that I can kick back with the occasional video joke or two.

[Bowser's Kingdom: Eps 9]

That was by far the best Bowser's Kingdom yet!

This was a nice change of direction to incorporate your own drawn animation instead of mostly sprites like the other ones. In fact, if you can, maybe you guys should draw some future ones too instead of using sprites because whoever did the drawing has proven that he or she has some mad skills with a tablet. Fans of the Bowser's Kingdom episodes will be pleasantly surprised. Also, can you tell me where you got the music that played during the credits? The credits kinda rolled by too fast for me to catch it.